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Ban Water! It is Dangerous!
This is a funny excerpt found on rec.humor.funny. It's about a science project that persuaded 43 out of 50 people to be in favor of banning water.

Create Your Own Warning Label
Here's how you can create your own warning label for fun and profit. It's easy!

How to Tick People Off
Do you like making people mad? Do you want to get a rise out of your co-workers? Here's some surefire tips to make those around you cringe whenever you walk into the room.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (Popular!)
Jack Handey is a comedic genius. Check out some of his Deep Thoughts.

How to Win An Argument (Popular!)
A comical, semi-true list of tips allowing you to win any argument. Almost.

How to Hang Toilet Paper
The jury has deliberated and returned with its verdict. There is one true way to hang toilet paper and you may be surprised at this.

Qantas Pilots Gripe Sheets
Humorous responses to Qantas pilots' gripes.

My Hero: A Fish Story By Jack Handey
I read this story many years ago in an Outdoor Life magazine. It was so funny I had to record it here.

Nebraska Tourism Rules
A set of rules issued by the Nebraska Tourism Bureau to all visiting tourists.

Letters From Pete Law
Unflinching commentary from our man on the ground, Pete Law.