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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Great Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, in Book Form

Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: Winning! Tiger Blood
Charlie Sheen is a train wreck. It's hard to look away from the latest developments in this story. At first I thought this was all a publicity stunt-like Joiquin Phoenix. But now, I'm not so sure.

Stop Fighting (Cartoon by David Malki)
Here's a great cartoon by David Malki in a comic strip called Wondermark. I thought it was so good that I had to share it with both my readers.

Ban Water! It is Dangerous!
This is a funny excerpt found on rec.humor.funny. It's about a science project that persuaded 43 out of 50 people to be in favor of banning water.

Create Your Own Warning Label
Here's how you can create your own warning label for fun and profit. It's easy!

How to Tick People Off
Do you like making people mad? Do you want to get a rise out of your co-workers? Here's some surefire tips to make those around you cringe whenever you walk into the room.

How to Win An Argument (Popular!)
A comical, semi-true list of tips allowing you to win any argument. Almost.

How to Hang Toilet Paper
The jury has deliberated and returned with its verdict. There is one true way to hang toilet paper and you may be surprised at this.

Qantas Pilots Gripe Sheets
Humorous responses to Qantas pilots' gripes.

My Hero: A Fish Story By Jack Handey
I read this story many years ago in an Outdoor Life magazine. It was so funny I had to record it here.