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Letters From Pete Law

Note, if you haven't read any of Peter Law's correspondence, start at the bottom of this page with his first article.

His latest article:

22 Jan 2003: The French and their role in my Inprisonment

Mr. Law's been in prison before, but Pedro and Lady are unaccustomed to it.

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Here at paultastic.com, we've been making quite a bit of money, lately. More than we know what to do with, especially with our lucrative advertising contract with Sizzler Family Steakhouses.

Since we've been "rolling in it," I decided to put it to good use, so we hired our first ever correspondent. He's an old war buddy of mine named Peter Law. He's been a freelance reporter ever since the Gulf War, but he's been itching to get back into the Hot Zones.

So, I decided to finance his ventures as an experiment. In the age of dot-com busts, we're going to boldly step forward with this. Are we going to make any more money with this? Probably not, because it's costly to send a guy around the world. Mr. Law's sock budget is over $300.00 a trip. Is this something that's needed? Sadly, the answer is no again. Is it worth it? I clench my fist and pound the top of my desk and shout, "YES!" Because, if we can't send some guy to investigate the real story, then who can we turn to?

Law's reporting is unswerving, uncompromising, and unapologetic. He's direct. He kills people sometimes, if they get in his way. He's dangerous. He's Peter Law, Vigilante Reporter.

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Archives

22 Jan 2003: The French and their role in my Inprisonment

Mr. Law's been in prison before, but Pedro and Lady are unaccustomed to it.

15 Jan 2003: Entering the Hostile Country

Pedro and Lady perform well over the harsh Afghani terrain, Mr. Law guides them away from potential danger.

13 Jan 2003: Sherpamute Delivered, Locals Delighted

Mr. Law and Pedro relax with the Sherpamute, drink some grog, and relax.

10 Jan 2003: My Kingdom for a Sherpamute

Mr. Law outfits for a journey to the front.

9 Jan 2003: A Young Boy's Hero, I am

Mr. Law takes assessment of his new surroundings.

8 Jan 2003: Afghanistan is Not Unlike Home

Mr. Law arrives in Afghanistan.

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