Letters From Pete Law

Note, if you haven't read any of Peter Law's correspondence, start at the bottom of this page with his first article.

His latest article:

22 Jan 2003: The French and their role in my Inprisonment

Mr. Law's been in prison before, but Pedro and Lady are unaccustomed to it.

Here at paultastic.com, we've been making quite a bit of money, lately. More than we know what to do with, especially with our lucrative advertising contract with Sizzler Family Steakhouses.

Since we've been "rolling in it," I decided to put it to good use, so we hired our first ever correspondent. He's an old war buddy of mine named Peter Law. He's been a freelance reporter ever since the Gulf War, but he's been itching to get back into the Hot Zones.

So, I decided to finance his ventures as an experiment. In the age of dot-com busts, we're going to boldly step forward with this. Are we going to make any more money with this? Probably not, because it's costly to send a guy around the world. Mr. Law's sock budget is over $300.00 a trip. Is this something that's needed? Sadly, the answer is no again. Is it worth it? I clench my fist and pound the top of my desk and shout, "YES!" Because, if we can't send some guy to investigate the real story, then who can we turn to?

Law's reporting is unswerving, uncompromising, and unapologetic. He's direct. He kills people sometimes, if they get in his way. He's dangerous. He's Peter Law, Vigilante Reporter.