A Mock Conversation Between Kelley and Chris

Mock Conversation: Chris and Kelley

A mock conversation between Shags and Dillsnick (Chris Ageton and Kelley Dinkel):

Shags: Hello, do you like my parasol? It keeps me out of the sun when I go out, so my skin stays--

Dillsnick: Seriously, would you be quiet for just one minute, I'm trying to tell them about my thing that I have.

Shags: No you be quiet! Anyway, parasols were traditionally used by

Dillsnick: Dude, you have seriously lost it, horseman.

Shags: Okay, so parasols. Parasols were designed by the French, but mostly used by Brits.

Dillsnick: If you say so, you could cut me off more.

Shags: Drop it.

If you expected that to make sense, good for you, it doesn't. How you like 'dem apples?

Last modified about almost 8 years ago.

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